Knick-Knack Paddywhack, Give That Man A Picnic Backpack
Think about the last time you had a romantic little picnic with your sweetheart. Come on, even you married folks. A picnic is a very romantic gesture. Two people, all alone, are walking together in the woods, carrying a little basket with their lunch and utensils in it. The only problem with this picture is the basket. Some of them are wicked and they were designed for the days when men wore long pants all the time. They not only pull your arm out of socket, the scratch you like some crazy cat. Surely, there has to be a better way.
